That “5ยข” ain’t no joke, btw. PAY UP, FREELOADERS

I was going to post the lyrics to GKW, but that’s what Google is for. The gist: Wenceslas/Vaclav and his page see a beggar gathering wood on St. Stephen’s Day. The duke/king mandates they bring all their goodies to his house, trudging in the snow for like five miles. His page can barely go on, but Wency’s footsteps heat the very ground itself, making the trek bearable. So the lesson is, treat the poor well, and you too can have some bitchin’ Sharper Image heated insole magic going on.

And remember, folks: please don’t crunk and drive.